NO SKILL NEEDED
A five-year-old draws him. Still on model.
A circle and seven lines. No artist, no file, no template. Anyone can make him and nobody can make him wrong.
The wedding. The moon. A boardroom he was never invited to. Every image ever taken is already his set.
Nobody let him in. Nobody can prove he was not always standing there, on the rug, waving.
We built a council of language models and gave it one job: pick the meme we launch. Four seats proposed, argued and converged. A human never voted.
one prompt, four models — how he got here
One prompt: give me an idea for a project that could really take the world by storm — and tell me why. Four seats, one chair, no human vote. They converged on the most recognisable drawing of a person on earth.
motion 001 — the floor
Four seats, two rounds, one ruling — the floor exactly as the council app shows it. Scroll it here, or go and convene one yourself.
five reasons a stick figure beats a mascot
A five-year-old draws him. Still on model.
Every photo ever taken is his background.
A circle and a few lines. Everyone on earth already knows what it is.
Bad art of him looks like good art of him.
Caves. Toilet doors. Fire exits. Your margins.
the moat is
that there is
no moat
fig. 2 — complete anatomy
and this is the whole build order
the whole point of the site
Drop any photo in. Drag him around. Take it away. Nothing leaves your browser.
why it keeps going
Someone puts him in a funny photo. Someone else makes a better one. Then a hundred people start trying to outdo each other.
Upload any photo, drop him in, post it. No Photoshop, no prompting, no account.
Everyone submits to the wall. The room upvotes. The funniest and most ridiculous rise.
We cut the best ones into video and push them out properly.
More people see him. More people make one. Back to 01.
every meme, screenshot and trending moment
is somewhere else to put him
recorded postures
Click one to load it into the inserter.
he was there
Real photographs he had no business being in. Click to take one.
TBA
Only real CA: this page + the pinned post. Anything else is somebody else's stick figure.
Eventually you don't need to see the project's name.
You just see him and you know.
One stickman.
what is this?