NO SKILL NEEDED
A five-year-old draws him. Still on model.
Council record · motion 001 · carried
FOUR AIs
AGREED ON
THIS GUY.
We built a council of language models and gave it one job: pick the meme we launch. Four seats proposed, argued, and converged. A human never voted.
this is what came out.
- 4 seats, one ruling
- 8 strokes
- 0 rare traits
- ∞ backgrounds
motion 001 — how he got here
THE
COUNCIL
Four seats, one chair, no human vote. The chair's ruling was STICKMAN — on the grounds that every other candidate needed an artist and this one needs a pen.
motion 001 — the floor
THE RECORD
Two rounds. Four seats. One of them changed his mind.
five reasons a stick figure beats a mascot
WHY HE
WORKS
INFINITE SETS
Every photo ever taken is his background.
CURIOSITY GAP
Your eye finds him. Then you ask.
CAN'T GO OFF MODEL
Bad art of him looks like good art of him.
ALREADY EVERYWHERE
Caves. Toilet doors. Fire exits. Your margins.
the moat is
that there is
no moat
fig. 2 — complete anatomy
EIGHT
STROKES
and this is the whole build order
the whole point of the site
THE INSERTER
Drop any photo in. Drag him around. Take it away. Nothing leaves your browser.
DROP A PHOTO HERE
or paste with Ctrl+V · or pick a plate below
OR USE A PLATE →
recorded postures
FIELD
GUIDE
Click one to load it into the inserter.
he was there
CONFIRMED
SIGHTINGS
Real photographs he had no business being in. Click to take one.
THE
NUMBERS
supply1,000,000,000
tax0 / 0
liquidityBURNED
strokes per figure8
chosen by4 models
roadmapdraw him on things
no utility. no staking.
just a guy and some photos.
HOW TO
BUY
- Get a Solana wallet. Phantom is fine.
- Put some SOL in it.
- Paste the contract address below into your DEX of choice.
- Go and put him in a photograph. That part is not optional.
CONTRACT
TBA
Only real CA: this page + the pinned post. Anything else is somebody else's stick figure.